You're a police officer? Then shoot yer self in the fugging head! Yew got a gun: SHOOT IT. I wanna hear yew dye! Go on muther-fugger have sum fugging balls: shoot yerself in the fugging head get it over with! What!? Yew ain't a man? Yew got to sit there and jag off; yew can't fugging shoot yourself? You can't shoot yerself and jag yer dyck at the same time, is that it!? I'm... Negative? Yer NEGATIVE muther-fugger! You got my phone nummer, why don't you come and knock on my fugging door? I'll show yew what 'negative' is! Yew can't fugging COME. YEW DRINK YER OWN FUGGING COME! YEAH! TASTES GOOD HUH!?

Negative.

I don't do requests!

Grandma, hang up the phone...

I'm calling about the dodge parts!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You expect me to believe you?

YOU LIE!!!!!!!

You. GOT TWO!!!

ITS NOT A BOOSTUH
it's not. trust me.

Go to bed, YEW. STEWPID. HOOSIER. MUTHER-FUGGER!

Grand Bahama Elastic Pants...

Here’s how it works:

🎵 You scrub the kitchen floor! 🎵

Do it NOW.

Just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, thats all he is.

Darrell McCall ALIAS 'D-Money'...

Identify yourself. CHUMP

Did yer mama not give yew any toys to play with when yew was young?

Be prepared to go in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chimney.

They say you never hear the sleigh that gifts you. Get the cog out of yer mouth! Come to my door and deck on my halls!

You HURd me.

♥♥♥♥♥.

these WALNUTSH are makin me THIRSHTEE
do you remember that?

ive been eating walnutsh for 35 yearsh and.. theyre jusht fine.

How many WALNUTsh do you have???

I’ve got a lisht!

Yurr uhh..

Not so good.

i'll give you WALNUTSH
walnut???

i'll just keep looking for WALNUTSH.......... :(

how bout a t-shirt?

WHAT DO YOU WANT for uhhh chrishmash
go ahead

I'm afraid this is a prank call. I'm making them. You've gotten them from us before, I'm NOT sorry.

Heheheheheheh.

Are you having fun?

i'm not making them :/

Trump towersh

NOH

Also a threat to democracy

A German wanna-be.

Yeah, I bet yew are…

hide behind the phone, unknown.

look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, whadyew want.

the man with the mouthful of ♥♥♥♥ again

i'm hungry
wadda we gotta do
tell me what

Yes! A glorious victory for fascism. Das Projekt beginnt. Have you gotten your orders to assemble yet? My first assignment is to make women feel threatened when i walk down the street.

we stay winning! 2800 suicides in the last 24 hours since trump won

HANG ON, LAVAR!
tell me what'sh goin on >:(

You're talking to an older gentleman here who can't hear so well

The Emperor extends His will to us when we destroy the wicked and impure to reconquer the galaxy in His name! The Emperor leads the galaxy to righteousness, and thus we must petition for His Judgement on the wicked... for it is judgement without mercy! Cover their fields with the pale forms their blasphemous dead! Lay waste to their citadels with hurricanes of fire! Wring the hearts of their kin with unavailing grief! In the spirit of wrath...make them beg for the refuge of death!

We heard you, sir. You're having a FEEDBACK.

Yew know that brown shid that comes out of yer azz? Eat it.

COME OOOON, DO IT NOOOOOOOW!!!

Wrong.

YYYOU.

Clean. that CRAP.

Take this vacation out of the 2 week package and stick it up your nose
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So could you get One. on the phone PLEASE??

YOURE NOT THE ONE I WANT.

Im wasting my time.

THIS MAN NEEDS A DOCTUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

YouAdoctuh?????????

NOH

Aaaagh.....

My back HURRts

I need your help

PLEASE..!!!!