my dearest sweet maiden, how I have been so long without a lady to warm my bedsheets, and keep cozy on these rough winter nights. I know its a harsh cruel world out there, with all the mean jerk chads, but fear not, for I'm not like the other men. I'm a nice guy, tips fedora, if you would be so kind but to please go on a date with me, you won't regret it. I'm a skilled gamer, and I have over 9,000 comment karma on reddit, i'm also a discord mod on several prominent servers. Please my fair maiden, give me a chance, and I'll... well you'll see. My sword is yours for some coffee.. sincerely your sword and shield, your wholesome knight.

Sol Onset

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