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Was programed by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chimp.
The graphics options reset every time you launch it, it crashes constantly, and it refuses to connect to the online servers.

You have to do FIVE THOUSAND sex animations for the achivements.
Now that's dedication.

One of my highly inteligent, highly trained brainiacs piddled in the water supply we cook food with.
10/10

A barely functional mess that tries to milk players for every nickle and dime, over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ costume options in video games. Wanna pay $2.49 for a pair of grey pants? PUBG has you covered.

Also, the man himself, PlayerUnknown, is kind of a lolcow. Dude's a massive ♥♥♥♥♥ who is publicly anti-gun, stating that firearms scare him and they should be banned. This megamind also thinks that localized servers are racist, stating that making chinese players play on their own local servers is just too biggitoted for him.

Want to play PUBG? Play the cell phone version, it was developed by people who understand fun. And it's somehow less cash grabby.

10/10

My vault was taken over by mole rats. All hail the mole ratking.

VRChat is probably the most cancerious experince I've ever had. Let me give you the rundown.

You spawn in 1 of many 5 by 5 rooms with a maximum of 19 other players in the room with you. Everyone has a microphone. Everyone is 4 years old, russian, or both. And everyone LOOOOOOVES De Wea. I swear to God, if it's not a little girl with huge tits screaming gibberish at you in another language, it's a 1 foot tall knuckles playing some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rap song at 1000% bass and volume.

There is no in game avatar customization or browser, by the way. The dev expects you to rip, rig, and texture your own character model from another 3D game, or steal one of the ones that someone else spend weeks figuring out.

I can't believe people continue to spend money on this barely functional bloatware.
The single player was good. The online was fun. (after the 4 hour loading screen and 3 day tutorial) I even appreciate the "free" updates.

However R* and T2 have continually pushed this game further and further into the ground by pushing microtransactions to the point where in order to acess any of the new content you need to already be years deep in the online mode or spend actual hundreds of dollars on ♥♥♥♥ like nightclubs with 1 activity and 3 playlists, big rigs you can't even drive, participation in demolition derbies you can do for free in the street, and now an actual real money casino that they're having a hell of a time getting legal in all countries.


Oh yeah, and there's that thing where they refuse to let you use any of this content in the offline mode, and ban you for trying to mod the single player.

Let me get this out there right away: Yes. This is a port of a port of a budget game orginally released in 2004. The original MSRP was 4,000¥ and $20 US. Can we all agree that video game cost money to work on? Thank you.

Aaaanyway, Katamari Damacy is is a fun game. You roll around pickin' up garbage, and you listen to the original soundtrack while doing so. All the textures have been polished up to display in 1080p with crisp, smooth visuals. GGame runs at a steady 60 for me even in busy areas, and I have no trouble using a 360 gamepad to control the character.

If I have any complaints with the game, they are all very minor and have already been covered by the first impression-ers, like the facts that you have to finish the tutorial to acess the settings menu, the missing song "Wanda Wanda", and the lack of english voice acting in the short cutscenes between stages.

None of these gripes are game breaking for me though. If they are for you, that's your buisness. :)

Yeah, it's Mega/Rockman 1-6, conveinantly wrapped up in one little package.
Ignore what the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are saying, the games run just as well here as they do running in an emulator.

What, you want more?
Fine, there's some nice art books for each game, a soundtrack viewer menu, and some extra chalange modes thrown in.

Doesn't boot on Windows 10, has been abandoned.