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This got delayed for over 2 and a half years and it still doesn't work right at launch lmao
cute little multiplayer VS mode for RERemake line but please do not buy 8, just to play it.

A pretty solid boomer shooter.
Good movement mechanics, satisfying weapons, decent music only a couple of annoying little bugs, and even those are inconsistent. Some of the humor is pretty juivinal and some of it is going to age like a fine vintage milk, but overall I'd say it's a pretty solid package. Fun if you're looking for a goofy, over the top enemy gibbing simulator for a reasonable price. The bois did good work.

The perfect game for the cheesy slasher flick lover in your life

I picked this game up on Easter Sunday, perfect timing huh? A corny little throwback romp about a small news team doing a fluff story on an abductor/serial killer who dons an easter bunny costume and murders some childs.

It ain't much to write home about in the gameplay department. Wander around the house, solve some basic logic puzzles with inventory items, try not to get murdered, don't run out of save items. But with a total run time of 2-3 hours it doesn't overstay it's welcome at all.

Do note though, while the fixed camera mode is a cool retro throwback, the tank controls are EXTREMELY sensitive, so I'd advise toggling on the first person shooter mode for better movement. I find it quite a bit more tense as well, since the camera won't reveal the killer breathing down your neck.

Also, don't tell nobody, but if you press escape during the credits, there's some secret bonus content.

the smoothest worms experience I've ever played, and the official servers for it are even still up. There's even an in-game bot that helps you with IRC and hosting commands.

only downside to the game is that if you use multiple monitors they flicker on and off during loading transitions and tabbing, but that's to be expected with a game of this age, especially when it changes resolution.

oh yeah, for best results, play at a smaller resolution. The art assets weren't made to display in 1080p so they get a bit small.

A mediocre game riding on the coattails of Valve's Left 4 Dead franchise That is actively being patched to make the game less fun with every update.

Extremely basic little metroidvania game where you play as a horny lil kobold girl and you smack the chastity belts off dragons and wolves. While I've certainly played better sex games, for free, it's not too offensive.

Couple odd little things going on though, main compliant being that you yourself can get chastised and it...doesn't seem to do anything at all? Like, you gain health back by doing the sex, and you can still do the sex regardless of chastity or not. It would make a neat little risk/reward kind of thing if you had to take damage to loose your chastity belt first, before you could do the sex again.

Also there's a weird balancing issue, where the more collectibles you find, the larger your health pool is. So at the start of the game you get wiped along the floor or lot by the lizards, who armor through your attacks. and at the end of the game you can just eat attacks all day long.

Overall though, non-offensive game, ok animations, I hope the dev refines their unity abilities in future.

Blue Shift is a mostly finished map pack for the Dreamcast release of the game that was never shipped, and it certainly stinks of "underpowered console port" when compared with the other expansion on offer. A bite sized map pack featuring series punching bag Barney Calhoun, you make your way through about 2 hours of very basic running and gunning, with a simple escort mission and a series of "go here, push button, go back" puzzles through frankly tiny maps.

Oddly enough the most intense segment of the game takes place in everyone's least favorite part of the base game, Xen, with some basic puzzle platforming and actually somewhat engaging resource management, but you're in and out in maybe 20 minutes. otherwise you'll be wandering around the back alleys of Black Mesa getting riddled with bullets by the frankly absurd number of marines the game throws at you, and the standard obnoxious headcrab placement you'd expect from a trolly map pack.

Honestly you can prolly skip this one, or watch a playthrough of it and get the gist of it.

Great little idle game that's actually engaging. You're not just clicking numbers to make your numbers go up more bigger, you're carefully planning and building an obstacle course for maximum efficiency. And once you've spent 20 minutes building the perfect setup you can zone out and watch the marbles run your lovely masterpiece.

it's pretty goode. Game plays buttery smooth and they got a TON of mechanics in there to help ease idiots like into the mechanics as smooth as possible.

Only real complaint is dashing gives my thumb blisters, ya gotta be FAST to get it to register.
I also kinda brute forced my way though the roman cancel section of the tutorial, but that's because I'm a smoothbrain and activated instant kill mode instead of canceling.

I bought this on my phone so I'd have something to do while sitting at at the secretary of state building and I enjoyed it so much I bought it again at a much higher price on the Steam storefront.