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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 3:07am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 6:59am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 8:35am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:36pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 2:58pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 10:20am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 5:22pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:32pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 3:32pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 3:47pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 10:51am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 5:26am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 12:58pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 6:46am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 7:00am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 10:13am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 6:30am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 11:49am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2019 @ 1:23pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 12:07pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 3:59am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 5:26am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2019 @ 1:49pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 4:58am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:52am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 1:52pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 12:20pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 2:02pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2019 @ 12:05pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:40am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:52am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:16pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2019 @ 5:26am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!