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+rep, siema, dodaj do znaj, mam sprawe

+rep, siema, dodaj do znaj, mam sprawe

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.

Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
😗
It's not? Are you saying that you SHOULD allow people (other than William
Wallace) to shoot lightning bolts from their arse?
-- Seth Galbraith
🙁
"[...] a number of offences of murder by means of a blunt instrument, to
whit, a dragon, and many further offences of generalized abetting [...]"
(Guards! Guards!)
🤥
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.
-- M. M. Johnston
😵
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that
he is already degraded.
-- George Orwell
😚
Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
-- unknown source
🤐
Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!
Mulder: That's my name, isn't it?

"The X-Files: Oubliette"
😴

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