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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:05am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:18am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:47pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 4:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:36am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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