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You will enounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interest.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.

Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!

One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.
Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.
And you'll learn that chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought.
Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu, but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything.
A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium.
Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches.
Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all.
Convenience isn't very healthy.
You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life, you should learn how to do it well.
You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well.
That is your fate.

Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!

And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies.
Beer koozies.
The thing that keeps your drink cold.
The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work.
It turns out, they do in fact work.
Groundbreaking stuff really.
Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.
Afghanistan is 98 percent desert desert.
They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens.
$10,000,000 on "Green Growth" in Peru.
$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ.

And don't even get me started on the billion dollar medicare schemes.

Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018.
Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse.
It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report."
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DongZilla 14 Sep, 2016 @ 9:10pm 
What does AIDS stand for? Anally injected death sentence
LordSquirrelington 7 Oct, 2013 @ 6:04pm 
respect this player told people to respect me so mrespect the crap out of him got it! and if i find out your not respecting him ill pull your lungs and shove them down your throat! got the message ty but yeah respect him.
Zordy 29 Nov, 2012 @ 8:09pm 
get chivalry. you'll like it
MonkeyRevenge 11 Jun, 2011 @ 4:40pm 
hey, this is actually a friends account...my real account is maggot4life1 but i dont have l4d on that acc so i get on his