First the online world, then the real world; we will conquer the nine realms.

I am a god of guns and master of the blades. I have fought across time and space with every enemy you have ever dreamt of and more. In hand to hand combat I am unparalleled. I can jump farther, run faster. My reactions are so fast the world slows around me. I have seen every possible outcome. Your armies are like ants beneath my feet. Your weapons are toys. Your minds are weak.

I have killed in Vietnam, in Skyrim; hell I’ve taken the life’s of my brothers and sisters on this continent.

I have fought Bastions, Mutants, Dragons, Nazis and Herobrine. And all that killing was just to get to you.

So if you think that anything on God’s green earth is going to save you now... you are wrong.

My only advice is to run. To hide. To pray we don’t get to you first. We’ve hidden for long enough. It’s time for gamers to rise up.

We are great. We are legion. We are gamers.

God darn evil communist race mixer hillary clinton supporting Neptunians coming here from thier secret base on the dark side of the moon (where they currently hold the real neil armstrong captive and are brewing a new lunarian impostor to infiltrate our ranks (and our hearts) after the last one almost went rogue) trying to draw a vagina in between their Ass Cheeks and claiming to be a Real Woman (A real woman is a Christian virgin who waits until marriage and quits her job and takes care of her kids not some kind of mentally ill liberal muzzie sucker who tries to fit themselves into an elephants trunk to become one with nature or some hippie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that) I will have you know that Democracy as defined by our great founding fathers forever immortalized in the grand statues on mount everest Will not stand for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and America will be made great again

Man’s got sauce. You don’t force the sauce. Sauce is something, you either have it or you don’t. Can you ask a egg, “How do you have your yolk?” You can’t. Either man’s got the yolk, or man ain’t got the yolk. Man’s got the yolk. Can you ask Heinz how you make ketchup? You can’t. Can you ask Heinz how you make baked beans? You can’t. Can you ask Heinz, “How does man make mayonnaise?” You can’t. Can you ask them about how you make salad cream? You can’t. How you gonna ask a man with sauce, how you get sauce? Either man’s got sauce, or man’s got no sauce. And I’ve got sauce.

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"I enjoy the COD series" 4/20 wont play with again.