Myter
Liam   Christmas Island
 
 
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

WOW BRO YOU THINK YOUR PROFILE IS SO COOL AND EDGY HUH?
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Farris 5 grudnia o 2:44 
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Farris 29 marca 2023 o 1:08 
Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.
Farris 20 lutego 2023 o 6:02 
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Thing you have ever done to an antisocial 36 year old man living with his parents and spends 16 hours a day browsing reddit?

Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!
Mulza 13 sierpnia 2022 o 5:57 
You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that
Mulza 26 grudnia 2021 o 5:31 
Cool Guy :steamthumbsup:
Foggy 29 września 2020 o 11:10 
So you're going by "Myter" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥head, it's Johnny from High School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Nicole the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now and we ♥♥♥♥ every night. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..