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I am guessing you are turning 16 so i shall give you 16 French jokes

1.How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A:Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
2.What's the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: What's the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!
3.Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France?
A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
4.What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage?
A: Their armpits.
5.What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A: "Speed bump ahead"
6. What’s the new French flag look like?
A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!
7.What is the difference between American fries and French fries?
A: Courage!!
8. What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
A: I don't know either, its never happened!
9.Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
A: People were confused about which side to spit on.

10.What's the easiest way to get lung cancer?
A: Breath the air in Paris!
11.Why does every army (except the U.S., England and Israel) have to have a French flag?
A: In case they want to surrender!
12.What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?
A: Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
13. Do you know why the French invented perfume?
A: Hey, *you* try sleeping with a French woman.
14.What English word has no equivalent in the French language?
A: Gratitude.
15.The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!
16.Why does the French Navy ♥♥♥♥?
A: Because cardboard doesn't float!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRENCHY

I mean I got 4 more to add to my collection

i dont have JUST 4 i have more