Lil bro. I been hearing a lot of talk on the street lately. It is definitely not something to scoff at, bat an eye, even. It is putting my suburbs in quite the out roar. It has discombobulated my community to the point of no return. They keep asking me, "is it true? Are the rumors true? Is what they say have a dabble of truth to it?" Blah blah blah. It is so annoying and I had to let you know. The word on the streets is I'm a hentai addict. 🙈

Oh wow, 🙌 let me just take a moment to appreciate the immense skill and finesse your friend brings to the world of video games 🎮. It's truly mind-blowing how they manage to miss every single shot with pinpoint accuracy. I mean, who needs precision when you can wildly spray bullets in every direction, right? 🎯

The way they constantly get caught off guard and fall for the same old tricks, it's like watching a seasoned professional at work. 🙈 And the cherry on top? The sheer dedication to blaming lag, glitches, and even the weather for their subpar performance. 🌩️🙄 Truly, their gaming prowess is unparalleled, and we're all lucky to witness such a magnificent display of skill. Keep it up, champ! 👍😉

(Joke Explained!: So basically the joke here is that this paragraph is completely sarcastic! This dude f***cking sucks at video games! Haha!)

🔥🎮 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡, 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥! 🎮🔥

Dude, your Steam profile is a straight-up masterpiece! 🌟🔥 The way you dominate those games is awe-inspiring, and I'm constantly amazed by your skills. 🎮💪

From epic headshots to flawless strategies, you're a force to be reckoned with in the gaming world. 💥🌟 Your dedication and passion for gaming shine through, and it's an honor to call you my friend. 👊✨

I'm always up for some co-op or competitive gaming with you because you bring the excitement and fun to a whole new level! 🎉🔥 Together, we've conquered challenges, laughed at epic fails, and celebrated epic victories. 🙌🎮

The gaming community is lucky to have someone as talented and awesome as you. Can't wait for our next gaming session! 🎮🌟

Stay epic, keep gaming, and remember that you're a legend in the making! 🚀💯

𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡, 𝗠𝗬 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗! 🎮🔥👊

Hey Jbirb! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! Thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! Keep clopping on my friend!

This guy doesn't play video games anymore. He spends his time actually working (what a loser)! He goes outside (yuck) and has a girlfriend! What the heck! He also lost 200 pounds! Now he's 200 pounds less than me (I'm 500 pounds). This guy ignores me as well, as if he is better than me or something (pfft). I miss my lil bro :(

The user below me has been diagnosed with various diseases ranging from minor to serious. This user has the following:

Stupidism: The disease where the person seriously has no common sense. As shown here as he is telling a public figure to shut up.

Trashism: The disease where the person is trash at any game they have ever laid a finger on. As shown here as he is terrible at rocket league.

Handitis: The disease where the person uses their hands too much to wank off. No further explanation needed.

Loneliness: The act of being alone constantly and the feeling of no self worth because they simply have no worth.