Always the last to arrive and the first to leave, best not left alone with loose cash and nubile young females. (Can be the cause of descrepancies in both cases). I have the mental agility of a pound of poorly trained porridge, and the manual dexterity of a spastic gorilla.
Married with children - hopelessly outnumbered in an all girl household, with 4 budgies, 2 rabbits and a Dog named Nina (female).
In early retirement due to ill health - comes from 20 years of serious neglect - now I'm paying the bill.
Memory shot, concentration gone, body parts no longer funtioning - not even useful for spare parts.
That about sums it up - 30 years work behind me - 1 as radio officer, 10 as Technical Service Officer, the rest as IT manager, administrator, network engineer etc etc - too many facets to list. All in all - the IT part was fun, and I loved it, but it's definitely something for YOUNG and SINGLE people...