u legen its u? uwu

Feuerwehrmann

Am Valentinstag haben ich und mein Toaster ein Date mit meiner Badewanne

+rep game started rough but at the end we played good and good comms thanks for the game

Hello, my name is Fernando.
I'm 37 years old and a single father of 4 from 2 failed marriages.
I lost at court both times, sadly.
They get to keep the sandwich makers and I am stuck with the kids.
Unfortunately I lost my job recently due to my company outsourcing to India. (May the black plague run rampant over there)

On top of that I had to file for bankruptcy a couple days ago caused by the sandwich makers taking half of my net worth each involuntarily visit at the court, and due to me losing my job. (Thanks Rajesh)
I'm close to hanging myself with my belt. (Have to use my belt because I can't afford to buy rope)

Mein geist ist abgehärtet ich trinke nur noch red bull und betreibe 18 stunden am tag krafttraining