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ㅤ* I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a ♥♥♥♥♥.
ㅤ* A businessman was interviewing a nervous young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality, so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone living or dead, who would it be?" The girl thought about the question: "The living one", she replied.
ㅤ* Sign at the Cash Register: IN GOD WE TRUST All others pay cash.
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