[Touch fluffy tail]

It seemed like a good idea at the time...



Our Gaben who art at Valve,
hallowed by thy games.
Thy storefront come.
in store, as it was in greenlight.
Your HL3 be done, on PC, as it is through Steam.
Give us this day our daily deals,
and forgive us our VAC bans,
as we also have forgiven failed Early Access games.
And lead us not into pre-orders, but deliver us from Epic.
For thine is the Half-Life, the Half-Life 2, and the Alyx
Now and forever. Gaben.