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She wanted a HOLIDAY in Australia, she said, and if I turned it into work
she'd hit me -- so I gave in, because I did not want to be beaten about the
Bush.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
🤐
Sleep is for the weak and sickly.
😘
Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
the top of the barrel.
-- Gore Vidal
😭
Peter: So if I walk through you, does that mean that we've, you know, done it?
Ghost: Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes?
😷
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
😶
Professor: Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.
🤒
You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can never fool your Mom.
🤗
As I was passing Project MAC,
I met a Quux with seven hacks.
Every hack had seven bugs;
Every bug had seven manifestations;
Every manifestation had seven sy