Recent reviews by El Spaghete

DAY GOOD HALO FOUND

This game is sad. It's like shooting at a pile of moving polygons whose textures are not even in RGB but only in RG because the colors are only two for the whole game combined in a ♥♥♥♥*y and somewhat ignoble way. I threw my money in a puddle. Sure it's better than Rocket League, but the comparison is stupid because it's like if you ask if you want a bucket of pee or sh*t. Please gayban remove it from this universe I know you have the power to do it!

really nice but the skins of the weapons are too expensive for my short arm and my wallet is already too light

The competition in this game leads to high levels of cancer resulting in hospitalization, in addition several epileptic attacks due to continuous defeats. But in the end it's not bad if you survive this.

I played battlezone 2 very advanced game for the 90's but...we're not in 90's now and this is battlezone 1.

I unistalled it after 10 min for getting cancring

QUESTO GIOCO LAGGA E LA MAPPA DI GIOCO E' IN CONTINUO CARICAMENTO, IN PIU HO FATTO 3 ORE DI GIOCO POICHE OGNI CARICAMETO DURAVA 10 MINUTI E NON MI HANNO RIMBORSATO; SUDICIO!


EDIT: after many updates this game results very funny and interesting

This is the game with which I spent more time and this says a lot about how fat I should be, but I'm not. I get physically regressing to the state of a cockroach while I play and I also learned many insults with which I encourage my team to give their best. If you come with me in a team you will always end up playing in advance! Also I can guarantee you the early exit from the match if you are salty/toxic. It's always nice to read the red sentence in chat when you leave the game while I'm rolling out of laughing (especially if you are the fatman).

I have spent part of my childhood there and this will always have a space reserved inside my tumorous heart