I’m getting to that age (early 30’s) where doctors visits become more and more regular. Unfortunately, at my last visit, the doctor found something.

He informed me that despite being in great health, peak physical shape, enormous peen, the works, I don’t have much time left. I only have another 40-45 years left to live, and as we all know silksong won’t be coming out by then.

Now its not all doom and gloom… the doctors said I could probably, with a little luck and good diet/exercise, get that up to 50 or 55 years. Either way though, its not looking good. But I don’t want you guys to despair. I want you to play silksong like there’s no tomorrow when it comes out. Enjoy it for me.

Just promise you’ll keep me alive in your memories, even or especially at great inconvenience to yourselves. Or I will haunt you and all your progeny.