Recent reviews by SwampyElf

This game is not more than just a remove leach simulator or remove worm simulator. Wanted to do a little expedition with a friend but all we did was constantly patch ourselves up because every 1-2 minutes a new thing happened. Just patched yourself up? Nah lets spawn a puma in your face and let it instantly kill you.

Forget to patch yourself, get infected, patch yourself up right away and be clean, wound still gets infected. Quicker and easier to just let it get infected and throw some maggots on and then patch it instead.

We basically could not leave camp without being sick and getting killed because of infections or some insta spawn puma or something.

Too sad, i like the idea of the game but it is more of a nursing simulator than anything else sadly.

This game could be good but at its current state it is literally impossible to even do the first mission. My first ticket had a car parked in a NO PARK zone between 8am and 12 pm and I was there at a little over 8 am so obviously he can´t park there and i gave a ticket, but the game decided that wasn´t right so i got minus points for doing so. Next car was parked at an expired meter so i gave him a ticket and again minus points for doing that aswell, next ticket was parked in a Taxi zone so i gave the ticket that was meant for people parking in that zone and STILL i get minus points for doing that. I gave a ticket for an expired license plate and got minus points for giving a ticket that said expired license.

Moral of the story is the game tells you what to ticket the cars for but when it comes to it, the game itself doesn´t know when you give a car the right ticket and eventually you just have to start over in an endless loop. I had hoped more for the game but until it has been fixed it has been refunded and will stay that way.

Nah man Epic ruined this game. All my progress has gone, menu is bad and the fact that i need an Epic account is just a big no. Probably going to remove this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that used to be a good game from my account. Sad....

As the game currently is it´s full of bugs making it absolutely unplayable. When one thing doesn´t work you have to exit out of the game via alt+F4 or via task manager. I like the idea of the game and it actually runs well no fps drop or anything. But as it is now i can´t recommend this to anybody yet. I will hold on to it to see what the future will bring and i hope it will work way better soon.

Do you really like guns? like really really like guns? As in you don´t spend any time of your life not discussing about guns every waken hour because if you do then this is the game for you. Don´t get me wrong it´s probably the most realistic and accurate game of how guns work and the game it self has got no issues at all. So what about if you just have a slight interest in guns or want to ♥♥♥♥ about is this the game for you? No absolutely not it just isn´t that much fun and the way the controls work out of ther box is not intuitive and can be quite confusing. Figuring out how just the lighter works (never actually got it working) was more difficult than the flows of starting up a Boeing 737 from cold and dark. You really have to be obsessed with guns before this game starts being interesting for you. The most fun i had was trying to destroy guns or more specifically the flare gun by putting a 12 gauge shotgun shell in instead of a flare.

This game is basically just the free version but with extra steps basically. I suddenly came to the court room scene where it was stated i had killed the vr king (i had not) i did however put a poop on his head and stabbed him with a spoon because i could but that didn´t do anything. Playing the bones is pointless and so is pouring acid on them. It´s just not very fun and worth the money to be honest.

I know it´s an early access but holy S**t is it ever fun to play! Seriously i absolutely love this game and i use it both for fun but also for excersise because it is an excersise except it´s fun! The songs that comes with the game are crap but getting custom songs made by the community makes this game even better. I don´t really feel like it is in early access except a few performance issues here and there. Seriously good amount of fun.

How this game got to "mostly positive" reviews i simply don´t know because this game is beyond broken still since it launched about 8 months ago. I can´t even play the game because of a bug that has existed ever since day 1 but i wanted to try and give a few weeks and see if they could fix the issue.... Clearly they cannot....

Until this game i playable sometime in maybe 6 months to a year then don´t get this game just steer clear away from this and go spend your money on something else because this bugfest isn´t worth a penny.

*EDIT

Well it´s been a long time since this review and most of the stuff here is fixed. However! I am still unable to play it due to the FOV being locked to 60 and with no option to change that i can´t play it. The devs don´t care about this as the community has asked for this option for a very long time and yet they ignore it. I have even asked the company via email and they never reponded to that either. So i won´t recommend the game still.

This game is not worth the AAA price at all it might be worth 9.99 but 59.99 is a complete ripoff. We all know when we talk about the Assasins creed franchise we immediately think copy/paste but now that spot has been take by the Sniper Elite series because it´s just the same as the last one but with extra steps and maybe a slightly different UI. Should this game die in a pit of fire? Yes, yes it absolutely should.

Pros:

*Killcam is nice
*shooting testicles

Cons:

*Runs absolutely terrible
*graphics are well below average
*UI is abysmal
*Repetitive gameplay
*AI more stupid than a mentally retarded person making it possible to stand in one spot and kill every single person
*controls are abysmal
*Airplanes spawn way too much (to cover up the sound of your shot)
*options menu could be better

I´m sorry i have to do this but i have absolutely will do this. The most important mod for GTA V has been forced to shutdown due to the greedy bastards at TakeTwo software. Thousands of people bought this game because of the mods and because of how great GTA V is with mods and i did that too.

Until TakeTwo realise how bad this is i will leave a negative review because this needs to stop!

NO GAMES FROM THEM SHALL EVER BE PURCHASED AGAIN!