"The most disgustingly bad game of dota I have ever played." "The trashiness is real."

Cover your stump before you hump
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Don't be silly, protect your Willie
When in doubt shroud you spout
Don't be a loner, cover your boner
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
If you slip between her thighs, condomize
She won't get sick if you wrap your ♥♥♥♥
If you go into heat, package your meat
While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection, is to protect your erection
Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
A crank with armor, will never harm her
If you really love her, wear a cover
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

here's an ode to anal sex
stick it where she least expects
thrust so hard, make her buttcheeks flex
call her sister, tell her she's next

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half a bottle of 151 off in a jug, one cup of malibu rum baby that's what's up, then you fill the rest of the jug with pineapple juice and it's crackin the only defect is waking up like what happened

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