Hello kind Sir or Madam,

I have contacted you because you are from the United States, a country that I greatly admire for it's stability and the honesty of it's people. In my home country of Eastern Maryland we do not have these things. In Eastern Maryland we do not have things like culture or tolerance. We tried to air Sex and the City 2 in the movie theater and the watermen came and burned down the theater and called our women ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I wish to go to the land of rock and roll where I can watch movies like Sex and the City 2 and Breaking Dawn without anyone being called a ♥♥♥♥♥.

My father was important man in Eastern Maryland. At Annual Chicken Festival he prepared the deep fried twinkies covered in old bay, a very important job. Once he met the McCormick spice company's old bay spice division vice president of mid-atlantic operations. He was man in very high esteem in eastern maryland and our family was very rich, having over 10000 confederate dollars saved away before the political instability came to our country.

My country became very dangerous when somebody wrote "evolution might be real" on the side of my father's tent at the annual chicken festival. Watermen came and burned down our entire village and I had to flee with my girlfriend and our 17 illegitimate children. I am very scared. Gangs of watermen patrol all the rivers of Eastern Maryland and make it very hard for me to leave with the 10000 confederate dollars that my father gave me before the watermen took him away.

Please help me citizen of the United States because I know that people of the United States are honest and stable. I wish to leave Eastern Maryland with my wife and most of my children and my 10000 confederate dollars but I need your help. Please send me your bank account information so that I can mail the money to your bank 1 dollar at a time. In order to have them accept it I need to know your name, address, password and social security number as well. Once the money is sent I can join you in the United States and you can give me back my money minus the percentage that you wish to keep.

Thank you kind sir or Mam for saving me and my family, I know the white man in the sky will bless you much.