Writing a Steam profile is a really selfish thing to do. Sure I could type for hours about how great my hair is, or that I once walked past Dan Akroyd on the street, but you want to read something about ME, the experience you get when you see me log on and join your server.

Well, I’ll leave the birds and the bees to your parents, but for the most part... I try to be myself, and enjoy everything that comes my way. You won’t see me ragequit, or swear, or be a hater... but I enjoy the atmosphere of others while I’m besting them at a game of Rock Paper Scissors (always choose Scissors).

Did I tell you guys that I have great hair?

So there you have it, preplane in a nutshell, except I’d be pretty small if I were in a nutshell... luckily I’m average sized (don’t let my ex girlfriend tell you any differently, (yeah, a penis joke... I’m classy)).

*shameless plug* Join my religion; it’ll make a man out of you. (Disclaimer: if you are already a man you will not gain anything from joining, we will not physically change you, but emotionally, you will still be the usual 12 year old girl you always were, just with a 30 year old man inside of you...)

(OH GOD. This profile turned out horribly, I definitely should never press submit... unless no one reads brackets!)