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16 of 54 (30%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:36pm

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:25pm

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:33pm

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:08pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:28pm

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:04pm

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:20pm

Streaking

Run naked on the football field
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:35pm

French Fika

Lick the croissant
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:16pm

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:28pm

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:09pm

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:39pm

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:42pm

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:11pm

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:10pm

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:22pm



Egg Simulator

Become an Egg

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder

Where is it?

Find That clown

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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21 hidden achievements remaining

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