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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:16am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:11pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01pm



Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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