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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:44am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:06am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:41am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:40am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:11pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:43pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 4:55pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:11pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:59am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:46am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:09am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:52pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 3:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 4:55pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:33pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:39am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:30pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:53am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:51am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:46am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 4:20pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:56am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 5:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:29am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:01am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:23pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 10:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 5:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:04pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 5:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 11:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 11:44pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 11:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:51am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:49am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:59am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:10am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:12am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:26am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:58pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 8:05am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:45am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:40pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:00am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 8:42am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 4:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:26pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:48am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:20am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:33am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:34am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 6:59am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:10pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 7:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:55am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:10am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:07am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:31pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:53am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 11:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:54am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 8:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 1:03am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 5:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:46am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:34am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:22am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 2:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:48pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 8:05am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:01am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:44am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:36pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:15am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:24am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:26pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:39pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 5:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:40am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:13am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:31am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 10:01am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:47am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 6:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 11:36pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 3:28pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:55am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:34am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 4:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:47am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:18am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:28pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:54am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:31pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:31pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:32pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:32pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:32pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:14pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 4:30pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:45am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:59am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:19am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:44am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 5:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:48am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:13am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:13am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:19am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:55pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 3:28pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 8:48am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:50am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:07am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:17pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 6:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:21am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:45pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 10:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 10:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:14pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 10:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 10:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:36pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:51am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:37am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:47am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:19am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:35am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:14pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:00pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:17pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:57pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:26am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:39am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:59am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 2:51pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 2:51pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:12pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 12:19pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:21am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:49pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 1:48am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 3:05am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:29am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:55pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 2:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:23pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 5:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 5:18pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 3:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 3:36pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:34am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:12pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:54pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 10:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 3:47pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:03am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 1:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:41am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:56am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 1:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:16am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:56am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:08am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 10:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:17pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:55pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 3:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:26am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:26pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 6:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 12:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:49pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:08am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:54pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:04pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:45pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:49am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 4:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:25am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 3:35pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:52am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 9:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 12:53am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 3:28pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 3:04pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 2:51pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:31pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 2:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:46am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 7:28am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 5:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:45am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 12:47am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:45pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 3:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:49am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:01am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 4:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 1:25am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 3:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:52am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 9:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:48pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:49pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked