Week 2 of the "Why didn't the cleaner take the urinal cleaner out of the plastic bag before chucking it into the trough" show starts TOMORROW!

Ha! A scientific study confirmed one of my beliefs? What a fascist bourgeois waste of time and energy. I already knew that was true because it’s one of my ideological articles of faith, which is the same thing as a demonstrated fact

i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock

handing out weird PDFs i saved years ago and never read to the trick or treaters

i thinks whats wrong with me is i have never spent one thousand dollars at the aquarium gift shop. imagine what that could do for me

NO! I'M WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!