My Name is Ziggie Zertophf and I am the King of The Proboscis Monkey People Of Zarlar#4.

I enjoy grating cheese on Courtney Love's face, standing on one foot while eating PB&J sandwichs and listening to celebrities talk about how their babies are addicted to crack, and Two Girls One Cup makes me wicked horney!
On a side note, I like beans and such.