http://i.imgur.com/sJr4J3d.png Actually me and Ducktor

http://i.imgur.com/frGPAum.jpg I asked if the red turkey gets bullied

http://i.imgur.com/n9rRkoG.jpg Wasn't a turkey

http://i.imgur.com/Efta5r7.jpg We won but who cares

"it's friday night"

xig: im just gonna squirt a bunch of chocolate syrup in a bowl and have at it

6ms.April Fools: Last night, Gar told me a secret. He said, "I miss Locke." Then he got all tsundere and said that you're worse than Hitler.

ssc.albong: you're like such a nice and genuine guy
ssc.albong: It makes me feel sad that everyone hates you
ssc.albong: and you have to eat your lunch in the bathroom
Locke: LOL
Locke: WHO TOLD YOU
ssc.albong: I was the guy in the stall next to you
ssc.albong: With major diharia
ssc.albong: ahem the guy you were laughing at


albong: Sometimes I contemplate cutting myself and suicide because of the lack of friends, bullying, and abusive parents...but then I remember that I hit rockets like TLR and get damage like b4nny and I forget all my problems and fap my brains out to sizzling stats.

albong: hey
albong: i need to tell you something
Locke: whaqt
albong: you can't tell anyone
albong: okay?
Locke: kkkkkk
albong: i'm not gay
albong: but i want legolas to be my first
albong: maybe have aragorn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me while i piledrive legolas

Ducktor Hey Ducktor: Nugs

FLASHBEAGLE: Mike thinks he's all cool pretending not to care but we all know he goes home and faps to anime porn.

Blazin' Albear: Honestly
Blazin' Albear: Sometimes I can't even imagine
Blazin' Albear: What life would be like without you
Locke N' Load • Rags: see i know that was a joke
Locke N' Load • Rags: but im gonna pretend u meant it and put it on my steam wall

Blazin' Albear: I feel like in jail
Blazin' Albear: 2 room mates who are really good friends
Blazin' Albear: well if they can't get porn or anything
Blazin' Albear: one can flex there ass
Blazin' Albear: the other can draw dots on it
Blazin' Albear: and fap to it
<3 | Locke N' Load +: albert
<3 | Locke N' Load +: what u just said to me
<3 | Locke N' Load +: is the greatest thing i have, or will ever lay eyes on

albearr: I just wanna let you know
albearr: If anything ever happened to you
albearr: Idk what I'd do
albearr: to practice my airshots
<3 | Locke N' Load: LOL
<3 | Locke N' Load: THAT WAS ALMOST HEARTFELT

albearr: Well all I can say is
albearr: When you go to college
albearr: I'ma drop out
albearr: And rent a van
albearr: And park outside your dorm

Dobl5: MIKE
<3 | Locke N' Load: NICK

Albert: Sometimes I fall asleep and you're in my dreams. Now give me the cow mangler.

alburp #yanoshitreeveeks Just now
(hacker) GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF...HONESTLY I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE. I BET YOUR MOM GOES AROUND TOWN AND SUCKS EVERYONE'S ♥♥♥♥!!!!!! YOU KNOW MR.SMITH YOUR MATH TEACHER? HIS ♥♥♥♥ HAS BEEN SO FAR UP YOUR MOM'S ASS THAT YOUR MOM HAD TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SURGERY. HONESTLY UNIPUG, SOMETIMES I JUST QUESTION WHY YOU HAVEN'T KILLED YOURSELF BECAUSE OF HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP YOUR FAMILY IS. YOU KNOW YOUR SWEET AUNTIE? SHE'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR DAD SO HARD THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE HORSE TRANQUILIZER NOT TO PASS OUT BECAUSE OF THE 24/7 ERECTION HE HAS. YEAH NO ♥♥♥♥ THAT'S INCEST BUT THAT'S HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP YOUR FAMILY IS. GO PLAY COD IF YOU'RE GOING TO CONTINUE HACKING AND / OR ♥♥♥♥ OFF!!!

alburp #yanoshitreeveeks Just now
Jk baby cakes I love you so much please don't be mad at me. Unicorn + pig is the best thing I've ever experienced. I mean once I got super baked and then fapped for 40 minutes so the semen accumulated and then spewed out like a french fountain but honestly, unicorn + pig could possibly make me squirt like a schoolgirl watching Twilight. I forgive all your hacking actions and hope that unicorn pigs one day roam amongst legal marijuana plants.