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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:25am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:26am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 9:53am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 11:25am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:54am

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:08am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:32am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:35am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 10:59am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 9:56am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 10:43am

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 11:34am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 9:44am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 11:34am

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 10:05am

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 10:11am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 10:24am

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2021 @ 9:26am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 11:40am

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57pm