Recent reviews by President GiantDad

It all started with my friend gifting this game out on Christmas to me and a couple others. I just stared at my new Christmas present thinking to myself "What the hell is this s***?". And so I never bothered to play it at all for months. That is until, for some reason, I decided to download and play this game just to see what it was like. Yup.

So what's it like? Well, its a visual novel, so don't expect much gameplay out of this literature masterpiece. You start the game by waking up right next to a bunch of girls that have been genetically spliced with cat DNA. You, the player character, have no recollection of the past except for your name, the fact that some human/cat hybrid mutants live with you, and that you've been in a coma for nine years. Unfortunately, the game doesn't go in depth with your past, so you're stuck wondering how a bunch of "catgirls" came to be (my favorite theory is that they're failed government experiments that were originally intended to be superweapons) or why they live with you. Instead, the catgirls coax you into doing regular routine stuff like taking a shower, going out for a walk, etc to distract you from the real truth . That's it, The story could've really benefitted from exploring everyone's background.

The music is pretty nice I guess.

The dialogue is nothing short of poetry. With lines like "Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle", I knew this game was going to be written by only the greatest intellectuals of our time. Too bad they couldn't use their writing skills to give everyone an explanation for... well, anything.

The gameplay mostly involves just reading. The only thing you can do aside from that is press P to generate an earthquake that only affects the mutants, which makes me suspicious of the main character's past. I didn't get much joy from the gameplay, so I went online to find out what I could do to make my experience actually enjoyable. Turns out the secret to playing this game is to "whack my gack" for some reason. So after I looked at tutorials at how to do so, I tried, but I couldn't get my Johnson stiff. I did what any normal person would do: hit it a few times and blew air on it like a Nintendo cartridge, but to no result. I couldn't enjoy this game to its fullest extent.

Overall, I have no idea what the hell I just wrote.

This game truly proves that video games can be art.