-rep, logged onto tf2 and this guy just started crying and making baby noises in the chat and randomly asked people to change his "big fat stinky diaper" and say the n-word with him? Idk what's wrong with you but keep it far away from the rest of us.

let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssnnnniiiiiffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiiffffffffffffffffff….yes….

and? u mad?

My favorite objects include shoes, soap bottles, clothing, and knives. Your shoes have a musk only you can provide and the soap bottles alongside clothing were so close to your body that I like to hug them; it feels like hugging you and the dead skin cells taste so good. Finally, the knives feel so good when they cut through my skin. I like to pretend that you've cut me for being a 'bad boy' and force me to lick the blade after you do so as further punishment. I've progressed to cutting off chunks of skin and having myself eat it because you would make me. I dream about you roughly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me each night leaving me unable to walk, drizzled in mine and your juices, and begging for me. I hope you feel the same way about me. :3

Don't listen to these deceitful HARLOTS! You're mine, my one and only. I just can't stop thinking about you. Since we've first met and I laid my lustful eyes upon you I knew that I like you and I want you. When you're at work I like to sneak into your apartment and steal trinkets to caress my naked body with; the stimulation of knowing that you touched these objects brings me an endless sea of pleasure. Furthermore, I like to dig around your trash, so I bring around a rented dump truck.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i freaking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in TS all night and watch anime together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it freaking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or block me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.