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Pining for the Kijords

Put your first King to rest
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Kiwirriculum Vitae

Transcend and unlock professions
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04am

Control Freak

Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:10pm

Great Deal

Unlock Everything Multiplier
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01am

Wait, there's More

Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:27am

Seasoned Professional

Unlock everything in a profession tree
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39am

Archers go BRRrrr

Fire 150 arrows in a single second
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Optimal Solution

Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:20am

Building a Future

Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53am

Underground Klub

Purchase your first Branch krown
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

Long Live the Kiwing

Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:43pm

Awahwah-some!

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

An Arm and a Leg

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:20am

Mindless Kiwicking

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24am

Omae wa Kiwickeiru

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:09am

Superstonkiwi

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:34am

No Koin?

P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:51am

50% of my Power

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

I Choose You!

Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:33am

The Very Best

Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:20pm

Sets a Peel

Take your first shady peel
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:07pm

Repeeler Mail

Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:45am

Drip Kiwing

Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18am

Drip Kiwingdom

Reach maximum visual tier for all stations
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18am

No Turning Back

Fully corrupt one of your stations
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:10pm

Kiwingdom no More

Fully corrupt all of your stations
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:38pm

Beginning of the End

Acquire your first Ki Piece
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:27am

A little moreMoReMOrEMOREMORE

Leave tranquility behind for another day
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:31pm

KI, We Who Found peace

Defeat KI for the first time
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:30pm

The Painful End

Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00am

Grand Necrophage

Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:31pm

One in a Brazillion

Eae parsa, firmeza?
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Bad Ratats

Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38am

Kiwilina

A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55am

Without further ado

Summon a King without ceremony
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18am

Until Morale Improves

Keep your kiwis continuously miserable for 30 minutes
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43am

Dennō Senshi Kiwigon

Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Peel-Good Ink.

Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:31am

Kiw'it on the GROUND!

I don't need mo' potions!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:10am

One MILLION Koins

Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33am

Kiwillionaire... but Ten

Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

100/100 Professional

Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:39pm

I would Farm 500 More

Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:39am

Cloverpeeled

Change the odds in your favor
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:51am

Odurawaz

Bypass having to wait for fortify
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16am

Phone a Friend

Receive a special delivery in a penance
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:09am

At Least it's Long

Get some archers to do your work
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

Little Kiwi, as a Treat

Make your wiwis happier with a treat
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:23am

ROYAL RARITY!

Receive your first Royal Rarity Kard
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:17am

WAH! KURSED RARITY!

Receive your first Kursed Rarity Kard
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:25am

o 0 o, What's this?

Gain access to the Kursed Factory
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:43pm

To the Moon?

Set your sights on the moon for the first time
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm



Hunger Strike

P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding

Bricked?

P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now

P3 - Low% Profession-skip (bad ending)

Run out of time without choosing a profession

Kingling Rush

P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have

Aight, Imma Head Out

P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything

Maximum Dosage

Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions

Yes-no, maybe

Switch the hunting season excessively

Some kinda Kiwicide Squad

Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries

I am Altering the Deal

I guess it could still be worse

Sins Weighing on your Bonuses

Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

Monkiwi's Peel

Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time

Saikou Peeler

Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

[REDACTED] Ninja or Ninja [REDACTED]?

Repeel station kiwis 5+ times
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