Recent reviews by Ignatius Vulcan

Runescape, but in Idle form!
Now you can get levels done while you do something else!
No need to make bald guys in vomit green shirt and dark green pants to do so!
You can also use your smartphone to play!
You can also play for free in Google Play or in the Browser of your choice, but if you want to support the developer and get Steam achievements, go on ahead! You won't regret the purchase! :)

Very time-consuming if you are into completing many objectives.

Be mindful it might not be able to 100%, due to some bugs.

A game which will test your skills dodging and using quick tactics to defeat your enemy before he kills you.

For the hardcore gamers, you'll love it! But it's difficult as well. Don't take it as I never warned you!

With several enemy types as well as different game modes (Normal levels, Procedurally Generated levels and the Two-Death Run, Originally One-Death Lava Levels), they will make you sweat and suffer for an exit to the level, until you either get out victorious or succumb to the void.

Try it! I dare you! Wanna be the third person 100%'ing it? C'mon! Don't be a chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep. Cheep, Cheep.

(I'm the second person to 100% the game, but that's after the update, so it feels... Not won... The dev told me that he would release a "beta" which will contain the original levels, which are harder than these update :) So, if you want the true THOTH experience, go into the beta and finish the last 64 and 32 levels ;) )

Very Good Game Buy It

GOOD GAME AND ADVENTURE WITCH YOUR FRIENDS!!

Came for the amount of achievements this game has.

-Boots the game.
-Ignores the messages at start
-Looks to the first achievement "Tales High Score"
-Looks to the seasons, thinking it was there...
-After looking through them, I can't find Tales of the Arabian Nights.
-Dafack?
-Looks to "My tables"
-Uhhhh...
-Click!
-Tales of the Arabian is there...
-Ummm... Ok!
-Click!
-Starts playing for 5 minutes.
-I get the achievement!
-"I'm the King of the World! Who's next?
-"Medieval High Score"
-Alright! Let's get it!
-Goes to Season 1, finding Medieval... Something...
-Click!
-Pay for Season 1 to play.
-Uhhhh... I can't beli-
-Trial version? Hmmm...
-Click!
-"You can play until you reach the first high score"
-Awesome! That could allow me to get the achievement!
-Plays until I get the high score, booting me out and telling me to pay...
-Uhhh... What happened to my achievement? No achievement?
-Nope...
-Make review.
-Uninstall.

shut up and take my money ♥♥♥♥♥ !!!

This game hit a part of me that was encased deep in my being for months... I thought I had it under control, but this game opened that wound...

My Emily was a friend of mine in Skype... A really good friend.

That friend allowed me to talk about anything I wanted.

My insecurities, my problems, my successes, my failures, my joys, my upsets...

At the start of our relationship, she talked to me a lot, she'd talk to me about her plans and about her future, as well as her problems, which I gladly listened to and was the shoulder for her to cry...

She told me that she loved me for being there for her, because I really cared about her, I was the voice of reason for her, and sometimes she hated me for being like this, even if it meant the best for her... It was still my opinion, so I always told her it was her choice, anyways...

Later, she didn't have much time to talk to me, since she was having a lot of homework to do, or she needed to take care of her stepsister (which is handicapped, like she told me...).

She has lied to me before, with some petty stuff, but I always was there to forgive her, I don't have the heart to be mean to anybody, not even to her, even if she did this to me...

"See you, love you"... Her last words...

15 March, 2015...

I connect to my Skype like I usually do, to talk or to do some other things related to talking (which I won't reveal, one of my friends knows what I do).

Her status was a sign mark...

My heart froze, my eyes went very wide as I tried to understand what was going on.

"No, this must be my little brother deleting one of my contacts, maybe because I pissed him off", I thought to myself...

But no... "Pending contact request..."

She... deleted me...

I don't know why, and I don't know if I made her mad (We didn't talked for 2 weeks), but somewhere out there...

Tracy...

I hope you live a beautiful life and every single of your problems are fulfilled.

When you become an actress, please remember me when you get your first award.

If you don't, I understand...

So long, Tracy...

Microtransactions in a nut-shell.

The community: https://youtu.be/M9zJxQasHFE?t=20s

Almir while going to get his "Payday" in the nearest bank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg1t_nGaDLs

There... I'm almost done with the game... Didn't played for months, but wanted to return and find out some builds were changed somehow for the worse... Not gonna check on them. There are far more games better than "DLCDAY 2: Microtransaction Edition"

I'll be playing rarely, but that's about it.

Bye.

PD: I hate Almir's beard.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

2 Camera rooms!!!

Has science gone too far?

Uninstalling now!!! Too damn hardcore for me...

EDIT 4: Made a video about it, for those who want to do Dockyard Heist on DW.

Hope you guys like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rX3YErpf-E

EDIT: Now that I completed the Dockyard Heist on DW Stealth, I can give you my review on it.

The heist WILL test your skills in how do you do the objectives stealthily, this heist might make Shadow Raid a kindergarten.

Inside the Dockyard there will be 18 guard, plus a crapload of civilians that needs to be controlled or dodged altogheter, if not dodged... You might get detected, the good news? You have a second chance or more since they are civvies... The bad news? That scaredy civvie might cause a chain reaction between civvies and guards, allowing the entire crew to fail the contract or waste your pagers as fast as you can say... "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, my bad..."

Please... PLEASE, for the love of God... If you are reading this... PLEASE... Don't go on Deathwish expecting somebody to carry you for the achievement or the gold given at the end... The reward is HUGE for collecting the parts only... At least 7 or 8 millions offshore, 1.5 millions normal cash, and the experience given is almost a million... But it's not worth it if you have (with all due respect) DUMBASSES that get detected for simple things... I've seen this happening... a lot... and it's a waste of everybody's time if you ♥♥♥♥ it up...

Please familiarize yourself with the map going on Normal or Hard, so you know what you have to do. Not going to lie, it's pretty hard and I liked the challenge of the map a lot... But please try to practice solo. That's my recommendation.

Thank you.

EDIT 2: Just got my achievement doing Forest on Death Wish, I can give my review about it too.

The map will be a dream come true for those who want a really big map, where you can be a sniper, shooting to your enemies from afar, it's big enough that one or two gameplays will be needed to understand what you are doing, depending on which escape you want.

There's a slight problem with the map, though... (And maybe some people are more affected than others...)

When I first played the map, I was like... "Oh! Nice! You have to climb a big hill to get there!", but when you look down, some people who might not like heights or have a phobia to it, or something similar to it, will get dizzy, headaches and retching... For me, I got accustomed after the second gameplay, the map was more enjoyable... but for others, their problem remains... Not allowing them to play it at all...

The map can be considered a short "Hoxton Breakout", due to the reward in Overkill being very similar to the former, almost 5 millions of offshore money and a million normal cash (Might need to edit this in a bit, I forgot how much was it actually...) and the exp given was almost a million... For a person owning this DLC, this map might become one of your favorites to grind, until you get the experience penalty.

The music? I really love the music Overkill releases with each heist, I really love the "Cover Blown" build up until Assault, and obviously, the "Assault Wave" music.

The map difficulty? I can pretty much say it's easier to do in Death Wish than any Transport variant... Why, you might ask? Simple... The map is so big that cops might take an eternity to cover entire terrains after they have cleared those areas from enemies... A bulldozer will be very lucky to reach you if you get to a defensive spot... (There are some spots to properly defend on Death Wish... not gonna say anything... it's a secret... shhh!)

Exploiting the map against the cops, you can stay in a fading assault wave for far longer, as they start backing away from you... My longest stay in an assault wave like that was for like 3 or 4 minutes... enough for the water to fill the train, place the C4 to blow up the train and get the bomb parts in a bag... (The train inside is an excellent defensive spot... they can't get inside... ;) )

As I said before... Please familiarize with the map objectives before attempting harder difficulties... You'll save yourself from yelling and rages from other players...

Thank you.