Recent reviews by Margie

As dark as advertised but you have a torch so it's fine.

Average delivery worker experience after Elon's takeover of Amazon.
Good for your resume.

This game was hard enough that i went back to doing homework.

Zagreus voice is making me question my sexuality.

Paid with my soul.

Great puzzles and easy to solve with one hand.

Not gonna lie. Had this game cracked for way too many years but only because i was a lazy piece of meat with no money, and since this game is limited to the 10% discount border, it was a no-go for me.
Now that i'm a lazy piece of meat WITH money i believe it's only fair to give something back for all those beautiful hours wasted in front of my screen instead of living my life and chasing eudaimonia.
I am not aware of how much time i've spent on this game but its probably way too much. When i started playing i had no beard and no car. Now i have a beautiful manly beard but still no car. One step at a time i guess.
The game is a masterpiece along with both its DLC's. The modding community never stops creating, giving the game an impression of never ending content. Not gonna lie (again) it's a pain in the gluteus maximus to mod if you are an 100+ mods enjoyer like me.
So Ludeon Studios, accept those 60 bucks as a big THANK YOU and because i need you to keep working on the next updates/DLC'S like the good slave boys you are.
Yes i ♥♥♥♥ recommend this game. I rate it 1 meal out of 0 tables.

(P.S: Do NOT download the cursed mod from the cursed site. You are not that horny, trust me. You have been warned.)

I'm almost done picking a character.

I should have paid more attention in class.

The menu music is loud.