Orang Man
Pedro Clark   United States
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[please comment why before adding]

Ball cleavage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleavage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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Kiwi 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:53am 
needs to see a psychiatrist
Marvin John Heemeyer 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04am 
basically human
arC 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm 
we gotta get to moon bro we gotta get to space n ♥♥♥♥ u dont understyand the moon is literalyl where the crack rocks are AND THE UNIVERSXE MOCKS US CXUZ WE ARE SLOW AND CANT GET ANYWHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL ♥♥♥♥ WE GOTTA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GO TO MARS AND VENUS WE GOTTA ESTABLISH STATIONS AND PERMANENT SOLAR FARMS AND EVEN NUCLEAR NRGY SO WE CAN MAINTAIN AND TERRAFORM MARS IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERIOUS IF WE DONT WE ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ BRO WE GOTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+rep Probably not racist
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UwU nice name
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Heya! Just played you in lethal league. It was fun! Would be fun to play some more!