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FAVORITE ALAN QUOTES

"I never denied it, I just said 'no'." - Alan

"The moose is loose!" - Alan

"So, I'm facing one way."
"Right."
"And you're facing my back."
"Yeah?"
"So you're in front of me." - Alan

"Do the Drakebloods are dead?" - Alan

"The only Mega Man I've played is my life because I'm a mega... man." - Alan

"Well, I'm the locksmith."
*Breaches door.*
*Explodes.* - Alan

"If humans needed water, then why did God create Sunny D?" - Alan

FAVORITE QUOTES

"Why have you never quoted me?" - A certain outraged individual

"...where the NPCs are the heroes and the players are the red-shirts." - Ben, in reference to a certain D&D campaign

"Ever been in a sewer? It's not bad, but it's not something you do twice." - Colin, in reference to L4D2

"Das it mane. Das it." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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unkle sterben 30 Mar, 2016 @ 12:37am 
-/+ 100 rep for being yes
OlonKrotzko 30 Mar, 2016 @ 12:37am 
+/- 100 rep for being a thing I guess
unkle sterben 30 Mar, 2016 @ 12:33am 
alan sucks
Connor 19 Oct, 2011 @ 8:50pm 
They took all my fish again : (
Connor 25 Apr, 2011 @ 7:15pm 
I found the moon!