I remember the first time I met this guy. I went into a kebab shop in Berlin when my eyes got stuck on his ass. I have never seen so round, so perfectly shaped peaches like his. I took all my bravery and asked him how he did it. He smiled, and whispered the following in my ears: "I squat 5 times a week".
This was the moment when i fell in love with him. We have been married for 4 years now, and I filed for divorce because he is addicted to meth and keeps beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of me.
-rep, dont look at his ass.

+rep. really good with deagle and awp. gg