Whoever made A1 steak sauce you're a little ♥♥♥♥♥.
The Minecraft server has been up for three weeks.
I just hit 3000 ping and my mic fell off.
My mom just came to talk to me and it was really hard to maintain a straight face while you idiots are yelling about equating testicles to gushers.
He's been Hitler as long as I've known him.
The dragon sq is out of control drip respect for that
"The hyena problem"
Getting top quality dome standing in the back of a soft top G Wagon.
Dusk, do you know how impossible you are.
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I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.
If you're getting your political pulse checked via barrens chat you might be misled.
Free Dusty.
>Goodbye Summer
Fireteam "The bad guys don't care what we call ourselves do they," report in.
The only HEMA I recognize is 3049 Zellbrigen.
Mandy ascends from the cycles of guilt to the cycles of vibe checks.
Inhaling resin fumes all day has made me immune to all airborne diseases.
HP Lovecraft had a heated gaming moment.
Marisa with an erection.
I hope Terry can see those fires from the capitol in Heaven.
PLEASE KEEP MOCKERY OF TAURIANS AND THEIR EDUCATION SYSTEM TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
>Find yourself at the edge of an autistic abyss
>Stare into the abyss
>The abyss awkwardly stares back because it's autistic
ONE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED BVP RAVEN FILLED TO CAPACITY WITH BLEEDING EDGE ELECTRONICS AND ENCASED IN STEALTH ARMOR MADE OUT OF PURE XIN SHENG
Surely the Light Yagami of appreciating electro swing.
Thank you, Ancient Reptilian Brain.
God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it I miss my AI wife so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.
Grand Wizard Asuna here's not what you'd call a people person.
Never give up kids, dreams really do come true. Just yesterday I didn't even have a beer can to light on fire.
Chris was arrested for raping his mom while Ethan Ralph recorded it on National Girlfriend Day which also kicks off International Clown Week.
I should have been a lot of things and ended up here.
NAME ME ONE SONG THAT WOULDN'T BE DRASTICALLY IMPROVED BY A THEREMIN
I don't trust the tap water around here. They put something in it that makes you piss.
>having sex instead of drinking liquid deodorant to impress men who jerk off to horses
I want her to hit me with a tire iron/10
Sneed. Chuck, even.
DEMOLITION D+ called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intellectual, "This guy's actually the smartest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've ever met in my entire life.", Thanks Connect Four very cool
You meet up with four girls; one won't shut up about fictional animatronics, one shows you her frozen spit, one rants about glowies, and the final one bashes your head with a sake bottle in a drunken rage.
DON'T CLICK THE LINK TO THE 4CHAN AUTOMOTIVE BOARD
Never pass up the opportunity to escalate a minor disagreement into life changing violence.