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272.4 hrs on record (139.7 hrs at review time)
A really fresh approach of what a Live Service fame should look like. A bit repetitive and I think this is easily fixed by tweaking the missions a bit. So far, GOTY 2023!
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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38.9 hrs on record
Not sure if I managed to unlock it 100%. There were hints you should go back to place you already been and explore, but the game locks you out from returning. The art is pretty good and it has most things an adult game in the genre needs. Looking forward for the sequel.
Posted 5 March, 2024.
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22 people found this review helpful
25.6 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Really underrated game. I don't understand why the hate is, but I guess it was the end of the Thief series.
Posted 8 June, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
I have 4000 hours in Destiny and sometimes we have to say that enough is enough.

When Bungie split from Activision I was willing to give them my money, because of the whole "they are indie studio now" premise. Now when they are owned by Sony, Bungie predatory model puts companies like Games Workshop to shame. For some time now Dungeons are not part of the DLC or Seasonal Content, but you have to pay for them separately. Which is a shameful rip off, consider that Lightfall and Witch Queen are the most expensive DLCs I ever bought for a game. And the longevity of those DLCs are the same as a freeware game in the 90ies.

Lightfall brought huge quality of life changes that compensate for the the bad story telling. But let's be honest, those changes should been in the game 3 years ago at least and we still don't have in game built LFG. The Season Pass story was better than Lightfall, but even that was botched in the end with no conclusion to the plot and a side character death that few players had any attachments to.

Hopes are for Season of the Deep, leaks look promising, but given you have to pay for the Dungeon on top the money you already spent on that game.... .
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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81.8 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
I could never host a game because of NAT block that I could not bypass.
I spent 3-4 hours in internet research trying to remove NAT and I still can't host lobbies I can only join.
Finding a match takes forever unless it is not one of the add on and they also cost money.
When I have all my friends online we suffer from janky lobby creation, frequent disconnects and often some of us not being able to join back and we have to start over the entire lobby.

It feels like poorly programmed Unity Game with items from the Asset Store. At this point I rather play Blazing Eights in Discord Boosted Nitro.
Posted 22 February, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
I loved it, but I also hate it.

For starters there are no saves or checkpoints.
Means I don't have the time to truly beat the game and every time I reach altar 3 or 4 and I quit the game I have to start over from the start. Which makes me wonder if there is even another level after the initial one.
The whole experience is like a VR game and the controls are janky af. I pressed 1 so many times on the fire scroll and the damn thing would not even fire. There is no explanations how some of the items work (for example the Bra), there is not even keybinding for that Item in controls. You generally have to guess and given how not responsive controls are you are dead anyway before the item works. And yes, you are back at the start.

For 1 level only it is a good game, the scenes are made by some porn craving lunatic and animation is cool. But for 1 level only with no story at all I dont think it is worth the time.
Posted 25 October, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Avoid at all cost.
I wish I could refund, but I bought this one so long ago.
Worst combat mechanics I ever encountered in an H-Game.
You cannot lose a combat, but you can't also win it if restrained so you have to concede and start over. Which is hard cause you lose all your throwing knives.
Posted 16 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.5 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It feels like a game made 20 years ago. It is slow, clunky and I gave up on the moment where I spent 1 hour to find a Magazine for 9 MM Pistol but having all the bullets in the world. I also had a Rifle that could shoot one bullet only so this makes it useless when swarmed. 3/10 not recommend, there is way too much things in the game for its own good. For example, in order to make a bandage, you need a pot with water, but you cannot craft if you first does not fill it with water and then put it on an oven to boil the water. Yes, all things in this game are like this. It is only fun when played with friends.
Posted 1 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
47.7 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Bought this game yesterday on sell and just love it! It is actually a 100% remake of the original Cossacks 1, but in 3D. There is nothing much to be added as a review. If you are in love with old 90/2000 RTS game mechanics you don't need a review :)
Posted 3 July, 2017.
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10.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Great Film Noir and Cyberpunk feeling. Puzzles are easy to play and the game does not force me to look into guides and enything. Pixel art!
Posted 24 December, 2016.
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