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Personal Achievements
 

Regression

Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Ecclesiastical Extraction

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

Roman Holiday

Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

Volcano Antagonizer

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Hot Hot Hot

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:59am

All Roads Lead To Rome

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Are You Not Entertained?

Party like it's 199.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43am

La Nonna é Mobile

Meet a powerful granny.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28am

Holy Driver

Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05am

Harvest Noon

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:39am

Bullseye

One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Megabarf

Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Harvest Festival

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 8:35am

Spread the Joy

Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52am

This Seems Safe

Unlock a S.A.M.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

The Spirit of Roma

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:58am

Cultist Stimulator

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55am

For the Cause

Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04pm

That Belongs In A Museum

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

That Burning Sensation

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

Hard Science Fiction

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Signature Move

Sign Secchi's rifle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:23am

You Have Been Wormed

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:24am

Where's That Girl

Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:10am



See Carcassonne And Die

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

The Informant?

What if you could talk to the monsters?

Class Reunion

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

The Last Human

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Oil's Well That Ends Well

Escape the Oil Rig.

From Earth With Love

Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Get Serious

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Oh, Shut Up

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Tear 'n' Rip

Melee a big enemy.

Max Pain

Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

Atomic Wedgie

Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Heads Up!

Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

Pow Pow!

Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Spinal Tap

Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

All Kleer

Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Enemy of My Enemy

Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend

Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

No Surrender

Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

Veni Vidi Witchy

Kill a Witchbride using C4.

Quadruple the Gun

Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

Dismemberfest

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Mushroom Surprise

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Southern Gentleman

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Fulbert le Fou

Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Serious Art

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

The French Achievement

Achievement is your middle name.

Classic Hero Stuff

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

Quality Time

Go on a date with Hellfire.

Brass Lantern

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.