Wow. That was profound. Brilliant! Made my day, actually.
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He slowly turned to me as if he was a man who had seen it all. His weathered brow furrowed, a slight twitch in the corner of his eye, as if he was a man who had lived too many sorrows. The agony of that moment was suspended in air as though for eternity. It took a break in the silence, a vacuum of space, a jolt of sound to bring everything back to reality. We were going to die.

“I’m sorry but I’m going to have to eat you.”

I had eaten the last zucchini. There were no more zucchinis. I knew this time would come. I felt my own hunger and pain. I felt his. We were bound by a common thread of humanity, our own common experiences. A trail of dead zombies in our wake. Betrayal pierced my heart as he raised his gun and pointed it at my face.

All I could think was, “Why. Why didn’t we make it to the mother-ship? TOMMY WHY”

Then there was darkness. There was no more.

SCENE

For the craic and class all the way:

"You can have my zucchini" "Can I touch it?" "Wow, it's so big" "Yea, it's in my front pocket, I don't even know how it fits in there."

"JEREEEEMMMYYY"

Jeremy: "We are going to the ship, we must find the ship" "EAT THE SARDINES" -POINTS GUN AT MY FACE- "EAT IT" Me: "Nooooooooooooooooo" -eats sardines, sobbing- "I feel so violated :'(

Jeremy: "WHAT IS WITH YOU AND ZUCCHINIS?"

Jeremy looks at me with an expression of pain and a man that has seen all: "I'm sorry but it has come to this, but I'm going to have to eat you." -points gun at me- dramatic tear jerker apocalpytic movie ending due to starvation ensues. We are both starving to death. I can't go on, I expire. Jeremy: "nooooooooooooooooooooooo, she's dead!!"