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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 10:32pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 2:49am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 1:26am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:56pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 11:22pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 9:50pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 12:24am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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