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Mulder: How did this happen?
Scully: Birds and the bees and the monkey babies Mulder.
Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it...
Mulder: (to woman who had tailed baby) When you were admitted
you said that the baby's father was from another
planet. What did you mean by that exactly?
Amanda: You know, that he's not from this planet.... His name
is Luke Skywalker; he's what's known as a Jedi knight.
Scully: Did he have a light saber?
"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"
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<Espy> we need to split main into"core" and "wtf-uses-this"
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That wouldn't be good enough.
-- Larry Wall in <199710131621.JAA14907@wall.org>
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The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
-- Nicol Williamson
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