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Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.
[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]
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Expedience is the best teacher.
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Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef for the recipe.
Retorted the chef, "Sorry, we have the same policy as you journalists, we
never reveal our sauce."
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ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WORDS 'DEATH WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION'? 'But I don't usually see you!'
(The Fifth Elephant)
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Hermes to Bender: "What did you get her, you mushy gizmo?"
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