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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2010 @ 3:51am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2012 @ 11:52pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2010 @ 7:06pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2012 @ 11:13pm

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2012 @ 5:50am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2012 @ 10:29pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2012 @ 4:44am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2010 @ 9:21pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2010 @ 11:13pm

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2012 @ 4:58am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2010 @ 5:45pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2012 @ 5:19am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2012 @ 7:25am

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:40am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2011 @ 10:04pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2010 @ 3:37am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2012 @ 6:46am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2010 @ 11:44pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:40am

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2010 @ 5:32pm

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2012 @ 9:53am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 6:13am

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 1:31am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2012 @ 12:22am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 1:53am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 12:24am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2012 @ 7:03am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 4:13am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 12:10am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 4:15am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 1:53am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 4:30am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 12:58am

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2011 @ 6:17pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:40am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:37am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2011 @ 2:25am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2011 @ 2:27am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2011 @ 2:11am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:23am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 6:03am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:40am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:57am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 6:14am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:40am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2011 @ 5:22am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2012 @ 4:59am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 9:33am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2012 @ 11:26pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2012 @ 7:20pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2012 @ 5:37pm

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2012 @ 5:04am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2012 @ 4:18am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2012 @ 11:39pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2012 @ 11:15pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 5:09am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 7:16pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 7:16pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 4:46am

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 4:42am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 6:07am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 7:56am

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 1:24am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 1:03am

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 3:30am

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 1:09am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2012 @ 3:39am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2012 @ 4:44am

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2012 @ 12:06am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 11:37pm

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:05am

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2013 @ 4:48am

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2013 @ 9:01am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 4:19am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 6:07pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2014 @ 10:04am

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 5:01am

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:19am

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2017 @ 7:07pm

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 5:01am

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 11:35pm

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2014 @ 5:35am

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 3:00am

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 6:53pm

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:44pm

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:48pm

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:37pm

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 4:33pm

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:16pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:44pm

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:33am

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 7:02am



Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
2 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
11 / 500

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes