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52.6 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
Worst game i've played since dayZ
Posted 6 March, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
477.2 hrs on record (317.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
IF U HAS THE URGE TO TOUCH YOURSELF ON THE DAILY THIS GAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA WILL GIT YO HANDS OFF U SELF AND BACK ONTO DA KEYBOARD FAH SHO. 5 OUT OF 5
Posted 27 June, 2017.
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1,207.1 hrs on record (266.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
UPDATE: Game is much more polished and would now recommend!

Log in --- Walk into a house
Loot tomato
Loot beanie
Loot soda
OOOOH LOOK A GUN! No ammo.
*walk out of house*
DEAD.

"It is what it is." I've had some good times, but mostly bad. I have never seen so many hackers and exploiters in a game since RUST. I wish I would have waited a bit longer to play this game. DayZ needs so much refining. I would wait another 3-4 years for the devs to finally put their heart and soul into the game and pay full retail even if it's double the current cost of the game...until that time comes I'm a casual DayZ player.....IF that.
Posted 11 January, 2015. Last edited 22 December, 2023.
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