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- Darse ("Darth") Vader
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to
stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billings
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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable,
must be the truth.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four"
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Christof: No, he's an idiot.
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I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still
be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
-- Snoopy
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