. . . Soldier, what are you doing? There's nothing for you here!
You're not welcome here if you're not friend-shaped. You can show up anyway, though (I can't stop you). If you *are* friend-shaped, welcome back! I'm happy to see you.


I find it deeply funny in a gun-in-mouth kind of way that Games Workshop produced so many boxes of the new Kill Team set that it was sold out before the page was even up in the United States!
As in, it's not really funny~!

I'm almost never on Twitch, but it's here if you care about that sort of thing:
https://www.twitch.tv/kentittude
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This pesky fire really should get put out- OH GOD, WHO KNEW FIRE WAS SO FLAMMABLE?

"I do many things." Lily said finally with a slight smile, "In fact, I think I only 'do' things in the end. That's what verbs are for, after all."

Raisin cookies are real life clickbait--posing as something great but then you take a bite and your like, "Where's the quality content I was promised? Why am I here, eating this s***?"