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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm



Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.